me:
hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant:
do u want egg roll
me:
i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant:
*to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me:
what
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
(via thisboythatgirl)
i’m gonna start a gang but everyone has to wear heelys (and helmets cause we gotta be safe)
(via a-believer)
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
(Source: nostalgiaultra, via a-believer)
